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Shy evil right-winger seeks family-minded anti-feminist, als

Hi! Basically, I just want to settle down, have kids (no pets) and greatly simplify my life. And by that last bit, I mean that I would hate it if I had a child and they even for a moment had doubts as to what place they had in their parents' life. I'd rather not have them wondering where they fit in between Daddy's pointless home-improvement projects and visits to the bar and Mommy's never-ending quest to find the perfect floral pattern and do every leisure sport known to man. Whether or not they'd be boys, girls or strange half-human half-lizard hybrids like the ones on that show "V," everything I do would be for them. They would be my pride, my joy, and if they were half-human half-lizard hybrids, most likely my mortal enemy. Like the Hokey Pokey, that's what I'm all about. If you're not sure about what you want out of life or whether you want to date, that's OK -- I was like that for far too long myself -- but I may not be the one for you. The guy you want is Jeff; people mistake me for him all the time. Oh, that Jeff! Politically, I'm a Republican (pretty conservative, but somewhat on the libertarian side of things as well) and I'm not much for feminist/pro-choice claptrap. It's best to save that stuff for the Babykilling Passions site. Personality-wise, I'm rather absurd, if that's not already obvious. That is to say, if you talk with me, you run the risk of getting into an odd conversation about the time I was mistaken for a terrorist at a Richmond airport, or the time I cat-sit (cat-sat?) for some relatives of mine and promptly lost one of their cats, or even the time when my top was rudely removed by an aging British man and I retaliated by chasing him at double-speed through an English village. (Although that last one might have been an episode of "Benny Hill," come to think of it.) But don't let that fool you, I'm very serious. I've just never been able to resist the lure of the dopey joke, that's all. In the end, I'm sure it will be my downfall.

Hobbies

music

Body Type

skinny

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

blue

Hair Color

dark brown

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Relationship

single - never married

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though

Education Level

college grad

Profession

Artistic / Musical / Writer

Income level

$25,000-$50,000

Do you smoke?

no - will not date a smoker

Do you drink?

no

I currently live

alone

Socially, I am

loner, better in small groups, a couch potato, shy at first, but warm up quickly

Political Views

republican, libertarian, conservative

Food Related

Italian

Personality

geek, romantic, introvert, conservative, loner

Individuality

beard

Religious Views

Deist

Drugs

never

I'm looking for

dating, miss right, the yin to my yang

My Sign

i was born in may

Gender

Male

Music

R and B, Rock, Pop

Groups:

Christian Conservative ; Conservative ; Conservative Republican ; Fiscially Conservative Republican

Seeking

Woman

Height

3'00 to 5'10

Weight

No more than 300 lbs.

Age

No preference

Location

USA PA All

Do they drink?

no, socially

Drugs

never

Eye Color

blue

Gender

Female

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though, yes - single parent home

Orientation

straight

Personality

introvert, romantic

Socially, they are

loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly

Their Body Type

a few extra pounds, athletic, average, disabled, fat and proud, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel, thick, voluptuous

They are looking for

mr. right, mr. right now, relationship, the yin to my yang

They currently live

alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with kids, with parents, with roommate(s)

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